What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

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How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

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How can that help in this job?

You do the math"

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

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What's the pink panther's to do list?

To do *To do *To do to do to do to do to doooooo

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "