Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

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Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

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How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies