They're easier to find in the dark.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers
Apparently, not here
edit: i forgot to say please.
None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.
None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
Because it's always ten-to-cool time...
because they can't stand up for themselves!