What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

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What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)