It's not there.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Because he's a clown! Buh bum tis
A redditor
They told him his wife died recently.
Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
A Dell.
A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.
A warden