Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

How do you shoot a unique deer?

You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford

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What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

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What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

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Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.