Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

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Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

Nignog

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

L&A Jokes More L&A Jokes

What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.?

Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

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Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.