Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

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Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

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Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.