Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

What do you call an animal that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

Pms Jokes More Pms Jokes

What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Retain Jokes More Retain Jokes

What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

4 Day Jokes More 4 Day Jokes

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.