Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with no legs?

Disabled.

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

Pms Jokes More Pms Jokes

What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

Retain Jokes More Retain Jokes

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

4 Day Jokes More 4 Day Jokes

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.