What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

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What do you call a woman in Thailand?

A three-legged lady

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

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What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches