What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

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How does a women make you a millionaire?

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What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

How will Santa get in?

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What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches

What's the difference between oooh and ahh?

3 inches