What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

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What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah ?

About 3 inches

What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.