What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

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What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

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What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.