What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

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What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

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What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah ?

About 3 inches