Credit Card Jokes

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

Cable Jokes More Cable Jokes

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying