Credit Card Jokes

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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They don't understand the concept of charging.

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They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

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What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

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The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

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Sithilis

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What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

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Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!