Credit Card Jokes

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

What do you call a black woman who's had 4 abortions?

A crime fighter.

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How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)