How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

Previous Random Joke Next

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

200 Pound Jokes More 200 Pound Jokes

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.