How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

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What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.