How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

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Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.