200 Pound Jokes

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

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What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

What does a negatively charged particle do when it gets excited?

It gets an erectron.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

Average Person Jokes More Average Person Jokes

What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.