200 Pound Jokes

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

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How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

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What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

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How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

Average Person Jokes More Average Person Jokes

What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

Jared Fogle Jokes More Jared Fogle Jokes

What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!