200 Pound Jokes

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

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How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

Average Person Jokes More Average Person Jokes

What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Jared Fogle Jokes More Jared Fogle Jokes

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

Device Jokes More Device Jokes

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.