How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!