How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

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What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?