How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

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Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

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Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork