How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

Previous Random Joke Next

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.