Pitchfork Jokes

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

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Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

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You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

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