What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

Minivan Jokes More Minivan Jokes

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.