What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

How to legalize animal poaching ?

Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.

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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids