What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

Minivan Jokes More Minivan Jokes

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.