What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

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What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

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How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

Minivan Jokes More Minivan Jokes

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids