What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids