What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

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What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.