Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.