Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

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What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

What about our child ?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

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Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes