Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
Tequilher
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
That you to fart.
When they get to third base they think they've scored
Because the snowblower is coming.
In a snow bank!
He heard the snow-blower was coming.
Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.
She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist
Because he had a fare.
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