Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Because he wants tequila. Literally.
A: He wanted to sing higher!
Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
You can silence a gun.
They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
Because they're all a bunch of flakes
You get a frostbite!
I came, I thaw, I conquered .
She named him Oedipus.
Divorce!
