What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961