What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!

What do you use to make boot soup?

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Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

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How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

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What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!