What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

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A knight in Charmin armor.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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Because it hides their teeth.

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A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!