How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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What do you use to make boot soup?

Birkenstock

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

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What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."