How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.