How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

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What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.