Krypton Jokes

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

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Your grandparents.

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Because it's a terrible album.

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Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

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Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

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You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

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Because black boards matter.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

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What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman?

The krypton-knight.

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks