Krypton Jokes

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

Neon Jokes More Neon Jokes

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.