Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

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Not getting hard.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

What is the most up-voted comment of all time?

repost"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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Because he was Baroque.

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He was trying to save Krypton

Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

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Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

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Shoot for the Tsars.

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Why'd the hipster burn his mouth?

He had his soup before it was cool.

What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup