Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
Egg zactly!
Because they had a point
To screw in the lightbulb.
One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.
Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year
Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
None. They just move out of the house.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
An unfunny joke
The pencil is better. It has a point.
It was done in A minor.