Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors?

A: A superior being.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.