Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

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What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

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What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!"

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.