Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag