What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10

What is a feminist's least favourite Maths topic?

Trigger-nometry.

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What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

What did one math book say to the other?

A: Man I got a lot of problems!