What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

What do you call someone who points out the obvious?

Someone who points out the obvious.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

What do you call an intense love of math?

Calculust.

Math Book Jokes More Math Book Jokes

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.