What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

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What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

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Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

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Why was the maths book sad?

It had too many problems.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

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How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

What's 10+10+10+25+25+5+1+1?

Me: Math

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems