What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

Why are math books useless?

Because they are full of problems.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.

Math Book Jokes More Math Book Jokes

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

What did one math book say to the other math book?

You've got problems.