What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

Math Book Jokes More Math Book Jokes

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Why are math books useless?

Because they are full of problems.