What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

What insect is good at math?

A: An account-ant.

Math Book Jokes More Math Book Jokes

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

What did one math book say to the other?

A: Man I got a lot of problems!