What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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How many redditors does it take to point out a repost?

All of them.

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

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How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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Why are math books useless?

Because they are full of problems.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.