Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What's the best angle to tackle a problem?

The try-angle

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How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.