Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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How many shrinks does it take to change a tire?

Well, first the tire really has to want to change...

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Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.