Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

How many shrinks does it take to change a tire?

Well, first the tire really has to want to change...

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.