Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re
Because he felt like BACON!
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Hint: It's a dead giveaway.
Define "light bulb".
Well, first the tire really has to want to change...
