How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

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Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

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Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

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I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

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How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.