How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

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What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight