How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

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How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

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How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight