How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

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How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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He had a *lovely finish*.

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He got a way with words.

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

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How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!