How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

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Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

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What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

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Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

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How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight