How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

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What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

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What's another word for Italian cologne?

Garlic

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.