Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

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Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES