Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

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How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test?

Hmm

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES