Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

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Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

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What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.