How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

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What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.