How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.