How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

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Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

What does a crappy Carpenter make?

Loose stools