Loose stools
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Jesus
You sound just like me!"
Check his spirit level.
Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day
He thinks one step ahead
They crucified the carpenter.
Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....
Because he was screwing around.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
Because they take a fence to that.
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Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.
Jesus may actually return some day.
30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
4. Prophet.
He gets hammered and she gets nailed.
Because his stool so hard!
Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
Check, mate!
It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"
They have four lips
When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around
Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.
because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.
It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!
A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams
they raise the roof.
Because he didn't drywall.
I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Naner naner naner
DOUCHE!!!
He was cross.
Crucified.
