Loose stools
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Jesus
You sound just like me!"
Check his spirit level.
Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day
He thinks one step ahead
They crucified the carpenter.
Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....
Because he was screwing around.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
Because they take a fence to that.
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Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.
Jesus may actually return some day.
30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
4. Prophet.
He gets hammered and she gets nailed.
Because his stool so hard!
Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
A condescending con descending.
A condescending Khan descending.
Because 30 is too many!
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
You know they won't be seeing other people.
Pupil: Nobody I know!
Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)
You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.
2. A man, his wife, and his cousin
A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!
Selfless
Why don't you google it?
he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'
They can't even.
