What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are black girls tame in bed?

Because they have no daddy issues.

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

Which do you light first?

The match

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!"