What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?

There's 21 of them

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

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What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day