How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Why is physics inherently racist?

There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish