How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog