How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

Why did the "upright man", a humanoid species, went extinct 70.000 years ago?

Because they got homo e-rekt-us.

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ?

Whale of fortune !

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed