How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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Why did the "upright man", a humanoid species, went extinct 70.000 years ago?

Because they got homo e-rekt-us.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.