How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

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What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

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How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!