Mini Cooper Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

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Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR