Mini Cooper Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Prodigy Jokes More Prodigy Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop