Mini Cooper Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

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What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

Prodigy Jokes More Prodigy Jokes

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Lead Singer Jokes More Lead Singer Jokes

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got