Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

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Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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How does a blonde high-5?

A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally