Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

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How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?

A: You can't!

How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

Prodigy Jokes More Prodigy Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

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How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Whatr do you get when you have communist lemons?

LENIN-NADE. Just smack me.

Bishop Jokes More Bishop Jokes

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'