Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

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How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

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Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop