Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

What's a wombat for?

For playing wom

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

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What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.