How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

A: Play the piano until you find the right key.

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How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

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How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.