How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

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What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in?

C minor

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

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What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

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Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.