Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

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Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!

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Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

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Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen