What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

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What's the difference between Texas and stupid?

Nothing.

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?

A flightoplankton.

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.