How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

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A pilot, you racist!

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Usain Balti

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.