How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)