How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?

A flightoplankton.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

Why me?

for the full hour.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)