Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.