How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills