How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

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Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!