Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame
It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."
Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Karma?
A match maiden heaven
Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
A bird watcher.
With parts unknown.
Because then there would be a chink in the armor.
They all have chinks in their armor.
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."
Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.
Beans on post !
Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)
Because the material is so groovy.
x-post from r/bicycling Attire
X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.