Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

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X Jokes More X Jokes

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard?

The spacebar!

What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard?

An R key.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said