Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

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X Jokes More X Jokes

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

www.oody www.oodpecker.

Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

What's your best Pirate Joke?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters