An R key.
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Ctrl+P
Try to disable sticky keys.
there's a big idiot between the "I" and the "Y" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?
They're all paws.
www.oody www.oodpecker.
The space bar.
X and V. There's a C between them.
Esc
Because they have two shifts!
She wanted a new website.
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stop with the cheesey jokes!
The spacebar!
Sorry you're not my type.
The space bar
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Muenster.
Uniball.
Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
They hate getting cured.
Because it gives them square roots
Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
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A: Ho, ho, ho!
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!