Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

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Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

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Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What be a pirate's favorite letter?

Ayy, you think it be "r" but it really be the "c".

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What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why did the Java Developer quit his job?

A: Because he didn't get arrays.