What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

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How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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Why are crocodiles brown and flat?

A: Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes?

Inzest

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What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.