What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

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What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.