What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

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How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

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What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.