What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

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What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

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None. It will happen itself.

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I'm putin' that guy to sleep

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

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What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.