What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

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What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.