What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

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What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

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Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

Lemonaid Jokes More Lemonaid Jokes

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.