What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

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What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

Lemonaid Jokes More Lemonaid Jokes

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.