How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

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How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.