Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.