Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

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What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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How does batman store energy?

In BATteries

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.