Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

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How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

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What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

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What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

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What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.