Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

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Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

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What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.